Shifaced

To go beyond to known limits of drunk.

"Dude you got so shifaced last night!!!!"

by Adhammertime May 13, 2013

Shaftbeater

Someone who wants to beat you up but instead of threatening to punch you they threaten to jack your dick because they are foreign and english is their second language.

Hey Mikhail, you want to fight?

Mikhail- I WILL BEAT YOUR SHAFT!

Mikhail is a shaftbeater

by Maty D April 14, 2014

shaftsmith

one who loves to suck cock.

a person who loves going down on meaty male shafts. He is a shaftsmith at giving a blow job.

by Benderdog December 17, 2014

shaft leech

A blot clot stuck to the shaft of a penis after having sex with a woman during her menstrual period.

After withdrawing his penis from his girlfriends bloody vagina he exclained in shock, "Damn girl!! That's the biggest shaft leech I've ever seen!!!"

by thecaptain1977 January 2, 2015

shefty

Annoying, irritating and always in the way

Will is the most shefty person I know

by ConBea123 March 10, 2015

Shaftball

A curveball that a pitcher throws in Tap Baseball that is unhittable and always a strike. Applicable in everyday life when you're getting screwed over.

See Genesis 29:21-30

"You know what we call that where I'm from? We call that the shaftball!"

by ThaJ0KER November 20, 2015