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Parting of the seas v.2

A sacred Viking ritual in which two partners, male to female. The male jumps from a ledge positioned above the female-who must have her legs spread in order for this to work-he then jumps from said ledge with his erection tip first, as he reaches the female specimen, he screams a violent Viking code. When he enters the vagina it is as if he had parted the vagina (presuming the role of the seas) creating a hyper wave of wet spew from the vag in opposite directions
Say rico, you aren’t a true Viking until you’ve done the Parting of the seas v.2
by Yourmomcreatedthese May 29, 2018
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sea animals

things that live under the water. things u can not drown. Sea animals are animals and they can attack anybody, if you're not 5 and fricking disgusting y'all poops. But sea animals can be cute,just dont bring them above water.
person: Sea animals are stupid
person2: no their fish like nemo

person3: sea animals are cute, #cute, stupid, awesome, perfect, hate, i hate you, #stop, #stopanimalabuse ok bye
by nemo1234dory June 4, 2018
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Sea Maggot

The name given to those filthy pink crustaceans that swim about in a pool of Marie Rose surrounded by Iceberg lettuce, then some pervert has the audacity to refer to this abomination as a cocktail!
Apologies the kitchen has ran out of Garlic mushrooms may I suggest the Sea Maggot cocktail?
by DeCaldo June 5, 2018
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Sea Waub

Oyster Bay, Sauvignon Blanc.
"Fancy a cheeky wee Sea Waub?" "Oh, cheeky!"
by milkybollocks May 21, 2018
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Sea bagging

When playing a game like sea of thieves or a similar pirate game and you tea bag another player at sea.
That random wouldn’t leave the game so I put my balls in his face till he left, sea bagging was the only way.
by Dipdip potatochip May 22, 2018
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Sea Bunny

The most adorable creature that makes the most annoying fucking sound. These can be found in Aphmau
The sea bunny was an asshole while I was sleeping, making the most fucking annoying sound possible.
by Luna LoveShips May 24, 2018
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Sea Plaw

The system of turning salt water into fresh distilled water by boiling it.
Often stylized as "SEA PLAW".
Bob:How we gon drink this water.
Sam:Use sea plaw
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