by Zombrex February 16, 2009
Get the On Safari mug.A place where nothing can happen to you when you use drugs such as acid. the sofa is always a safety safe
My friend semore was on acid and he thought the plant was a monster atacking him. it was saying "feed me semore". i had to wrap him in a blanket and explain that monsters couldnt penatrate a blanket.
I had to drag him back to his safety safe.
I had to drag him back to his safety safe.
by who gives a crap March 22, 2008
Get the safety safe mug.A condition that affects a person in where someone has to take a shit minutes after entering a Safeway. Rumor has it that the section of the pharmacy where they create high powered subscription laxatives in right under the ventilation system, spreading any particles from the creation throughout the store and causing the sudden urge to shit.
Matt: Get some some chips for the party, I got the sudden urge to take a shit!
Dan: You've got Safeway Shit Syndrome, damn I've go to shit too!
Dan: You've got Safeway Shit Syndrome, damn I've go to shit too!
by zar21 March 23, 2011
Get the Safeway Shit Syndrome mug.C/S... means "no backies"... when someone signs with con safos it means that whatever point has been made has been symbolically protected from backlashing and comebacks. Usually used by Chicanos to avoid the senseless situation of being challenged on something he/she truly believes in... Con safos!
El Pelon: Yo man, let's tag up this crazy mural!
Chango: Nel man, we can't. It has Con Safos (C/S). If you write on it you will be offending yourself!
El Pelon: Ah man! Well then let's go find some Minutemen to beat up!
Chango: Nel man, we can't. It has Con Safos (C/S). If you write on it you will be offending yourself!
El Pelon: Ah man! Well then let's go find some Minutemen to beat up!
by The One and Only LMJ June 20, 2010
Get the Con Safos mug.Def 1: First lady of Moses ;)
Def 2: Female of average height, exotic features, glossy eyes. She will tear yo shit up if you touch her crap. Loves plants and owns a Himalayan Persian cat.
Def 3: Is usually placed on a golden pedestal. Which is why Safoora is too good for 95% of the male race.
Def 2: Female of average height, exotic features, glossy eyes. She will tear yo shit up if you touch her crap. Loves plants and owns a Himalayan Persian cat.
Def 3: Is usually placed on a golden pedestal. Which is why Safoora is too good for 95% of the male race.
random shepherd, "Dang whose that BABE?"
waterboy, "...Dude Safoora's totally off limits to you. She's Moses' babe."
waterboy, "...Dude Safoora's totally off limits to you. She's Moses' babe."
by J.Hale June 17, 2011
Get the Safoora mug.a back up person boy or girl that way if it don't work out with your first choice or girl/boyfriend you have someone to fall back on that way there's no waiting around for someone new.
me: don;t you go out with bill
friend: yes, but i don't want to tell bob about him
me: well, what are you going to do?
friend: i don't know i guess bob is my safety net incase me and bill don't work out.
friend: yes, but i don't want to tell bob about him
me: well, what are you going to do?
friend: i don't know i guess bob is my safety net incase me and bill don't work out.
by RiSS-UH ! February 23, 2009
Get the safety net mug.The best bathroom in the office, one that isn't frequented very often, so you're free to do your nasty shitting in peace.
by Jon Himself July 1, 2003
Get the safe haven mug.