Quiver in the river

The opposite of motion in the ocean

"damn son Im more of a quiver in the river, than a motion in the ocean."

by CORRUPTED420BIATCH August 11, 2023

River

can be the best lil sibling u will ever have!!
River only likes 1-2 girls his whole life and that is why he will forever be single.
looks really good in a mullet!

"When the chuff coming river?"

by Tis,Izla May 7, 2023

The Mississippi river

When you take a naked girl and pour a liquid from her boobs to her vagina and drink it

Friend:hey can you hang out
Me:no I can’t I’m about to give my girl the Mississippi River

by Bigboydirtydan69 June 11, 2018

alan riverer

Joke from AvM fandom. Beck=river so basically Alan Becker

A: hy do u watch alan riverer?
B:u mean alan becker???
A:ye

by Why do i even exist September 10, 2023

Amber River

The stream of urine created when someone urinates in a public place and the fluid creates a river

Watch out and avoid the amber river!

by BarryDavis December 3, 2021

rocky mountain river trail

The act of lying on your back while someone hovers over you, spreading their cheeks as a drink is poured on their back. The liquid flows between the ass cheeks into your eager mouth.

Christoph wanted me to try his energy drink, so we Rocky Mountain River Trailed it!

by hotspicyboner February 1, 2023

River

River is usually rude and always has bad tantrums, he is not handsome and will never get married. He sometimes gets very grumpy and is mean. I always take his hat he doesn't care, but when somebody else takes it he gets SOOO MAD.

Person 1: I see river coming
Person 2: HIDE QUICK WE NEED TO GO INTO LOCKDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 1: I agree...

by BoeGoe February 13, 2023