(N) Like retard strength, possessed by the mentally handicapped and can be used in dire situations, such as when they escape shock therapy and are being chased by the nurse and hospital workers.
by bellantone June 12, 2016
Get the Retard Speed mug.When the cursor on your computer starts moving erratically by itself and clicking randomly, usually after visiting porn sites and getting an ETD.
Retarded Cursor
Damnit, now my computer cursor is fucking retarded, I should have worn an electronic condom after visiting that porn site yesterday
Damnit, now my computer cursor is fucking retarded, I should have worn an electronic condom after visiting that porn site yesterday
by PseudoNympho666 July 17, 2010
Get the Retarded Cursor mug.When a lack of sleep/ energy causes a fully functional adult to 'zone-out', become forgetful or impatient, and possibly run in to furniture/ walls.
EXAMPLE:
'Why are you staring at the oven? You've been there for 5 minutes and haven't moved...'
'Sorry, I'm running on retard. Kitty kept me up with her fussiness last night... Didn't sleep a wink.'
EXAMPLE:
Walking out the front door and realizing you forgot your keys, then walking back inside only to forget what you went inside for until you try to lock the front door... AGAIN.
'Why are you staring at the oven? You've been there for 5 minutes and haven't moved...'
'Sorry, I'm running on retard. Kitty kept me up with her fussiness last night... Didn't sleep a wink.'
EXAMPLE:
Walking out the front door and realizing you forgot your keys, then walking back inside only to forget what you went inside for until you try to lock the front door... AGAIN.
by TaTa Bondage January 17, 2011
Get the running on retard mug.Student 1: Yo that kid has a sweet stache
Student 2: He's had it since 5th grade he has retard stache
Student 2: He's had it since 5th grade he has retard stache
by Dank McPot February 4, 2014
Get the retard stache mug.A male person (usually of dark skin) that is exceptionally smart in every field (especially medicine) and skilled in anything but physical exercise.
by David62 December 2, 2022
Get the Gay retard mug.Men who just don't know how to treat a girl. Even when they watch movies with gentlemen who treat there ladies like queens they don't get it. EVEN actors who play the gentlemen suffer from this condition!
Sandra:"Ben affleck is such a player, but the movies portray him so much better"
Sam:"I know, maybe he has boyfriend retardation,i mean you would think he would get it since he plays the romantic part?"
Sam:"I know, maybe he has boyfriend retardation,i mean you would think he would get it since he plays the romantic part?"
by Sa5mmytoldme December 25, 2010
Get the Boyfriend Retardation mug.A gross sandwich thrown together by limited choice of ingredients. Example: Two slices of buttered white bread, Greenbeans, (from a can), and a thick slice of raw onion.
by KerrJody November 7, 2019
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