Retard Speed

(N) Like retard strength, possessed by the mentally handicapped and can be used in dire situations, such as when they escape shock therapy and are being chased by the nurse and hospital workers.

Forest Gump's retard speed made him a famous All-American football player

by bellantone June 12, 2016

Retard Sandwich

A gross sandwich thrown together by limited choice of ingredients. Example: Two slices of buttered white bread, Greenbeans, (from a can), and a thick slice of raw onion.

Last night, I was so hungry that I made myself a Retard Sandwich.

by KerrJody November 7, 2019

Albino Retard

A person who can’t understand things as easily as other people. They can’t comprehend outside knowledge. They are normally very annoying and very stupid

Frankie go away!!! You better get out of here you albino retard!!!!!!

by frankieisgaystayawayfromhim March 31, 2020

fucking retard

a person who is so braindead, they have to be referred to as "fucking retard." they must have an iq of lower than 10.
an example of a person who is a fucking retard is legokidzack.

normal person: hello there, how are you doing?
fucking retard: yAYAYAYAYAYAYAY BENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 PEE!!!! I LOVE PEE!!!!!!!!!!! I PEED ON MY CAT THIS MORNING!!!!!! IT WAS ALL WHITE AND STICKY!!!! IT TASTED GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
normal person:uhhhh goodbye

by legokidzackisanoob April 8, 2020

retardical question

A play on the phrase rhetorical question, a retardical question is a question so stupid, it leaves the people being asked speechless, and unable to answer with even a sarcastic response. A retardical question has such stupefying power,it can leave an entire room in a confused daze, and, in written form, can kill as many brain cells as aerosol or a Miley Cyrus song.

Dude 1: What did you put in answer for number 9?

Dude 2: You mean "name something flat? I put pancakes, tortillas, Earth....
Dude 1: Wait what?! Earth?
Dude 2: Yeah it's flat right? That's what people say.

Dude 1 is so stunned by this retardical question he is unable to speak, or move, and has to be taken to the school nurse.

by KrispyDymond February 4, 2018

running on retard

When a lack of sleep/ energy causes a fully functional adult to 'zone-out', become forgetful or impatient, and possibly run in to furniture/ walls.

EXAMPLE:

'Why are you staring at the oven? You've been there for 5 minutes and haven't moved...'
'Sorry, I'm running on retard. Kitty kept me up with her fussiness last night... Didn't sleep a wink.'
EXAMPLE:
Walking out the front door and realizing you forgot your keys, then walking back inside only to forget what you went inside for until you try to lock the front door... AGAIN.

by TaTa Bondage January 17, 2011

retard stache

The disorder where some retards have sweet mustaches at early ages

Student 1: Yo that kid has a sweet stache

Student 2: He's had it since 5th grade he has retard stache

by Dank McPot February 4, 2014