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Reading

A code word for the act of masturbating in front of ones partner on web cam when other sexual acts are not possible
Sarah and I were reading last night on Skype and it made me want her sexy body so bad.
by Adude72 December 9, 2008
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single and ready to mingle

Translation: I am ugly, broke, and have severe personality issues that drive potential dates/mates away.
Okay, I am only kidding.... just because someone says that he/she is "single and ready to mingle" does not necessarily mean that the person is undesirable. It's just that traditionally, most truly-attractive people have lots of OTHER folks approach THEM romantically, so one has to wonder why the person has to actually inform the world that he is "available and sociable". One should go ahead and befriend said individual, but just be a bit extra-wary of "red flags".
by QuacksO December 19, 2019
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reid

v. 1. The act of spelunking. 2. The act of surrendering.
n. Someone in a powerful position with the resources and mandate to fix massive problems but too incompetent and cowardly to do anything other than placate his enemies. See also Chamberlain.
Dude, the Crystal Cave was awesome! You should have reided it with me.

Man, this reid has a solid majority in both houses and an ally in the White House but all he can do is talk about "centrism" and "bipartisanship!"
by tojient August 30, 2009
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Reid

Reid is the person who lives across the street from me, she has three cats.
Also known as the Queen of Sheba.
Reid was born in a holiday inn.
by zt5 January 6, 2005
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reading festival

To quote the BBC website, 'For Carling, the Reading and Leeds Weekend festivals are "very, very simply a brand strategy to recruit young males". The company wants to attract 25 to 34-year-old men whose main interests are football, music, beer and women.' And mud.
A: You going to Reading Festival this weekend?
B: No, it costs £120 and will be very muddy.
by Alan Pardue September 21, 2005
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Reading Rainbow

When your doing a chick in a dark room, and a car goes by and lights it up. You realize that the bitch is butt ugly and jump over the bed and book it.
Chris:"Dude, you know hot Jackie?"

Joe: "Yeah."

Chris: "I had to pull a reading rainbow on her, she's an ugly shit"
by Thartperson December 20, 2008
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