retard stache

The disorder where some retards have sweet mustaches at early ages
Student 1: Yo that kid has a sweet stache

Student 2: He's had it since 5th grade he has retard stache
by Dank McPot February 05, 2014
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running on retard

When a lack of sleep/ energy causes a fully functional adult to 'zone-out', become forgetful or impatient, and possibly run in to furniture/ walls.
EXAMPLE:

'Why are you staring at the oven? You've been there for 5 minutes and haven't moved...'
'Sorry, I'm running on retard. Kitty kept me up with her fussiness last night... Didn't sleep a wink.'
EXAMPLE:
Walking out the front door and realizing you forgot your keys, then walking back inside only to forget what you went inside for until you try to lock the front door... AGAIN.
by TaTa Bondage January 17, 2011
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Albino Retard

A person who can’t understand things as easily as other people. They can’t comprehend outside knowledge. They are normally very annoying and very stupid
Frankie go away!!! You better get out of here you albino retard!!!!!!
by frankieisgaystayawayfromhim April 01, 2020
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Boyfriend Retardation

Men who just don't know how to treat a girl. Even when they watch movies with gentlemen who treat there ladies like queens they don't get it. EVEN actors who play the gentlemen suffer from this condition!
Sandra:"Ben affleck is such a player, but the movies portray him so much better"
Sam:"I know, maybe he has boyfriend retardation,i mean you would think he would get it since he plays the romantic part?"
by Sa5mmytoldme December 24, 2010
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Extraordinarilly retarded

Being extraordinarilly retarded is being very fucking dumb it is extraordinary. Your whole fucking brain is in a mess.
Matthew:"Holy shit that guy on the quiz was so extraordinarilly retarded!"
Jesse:"Yea what the actual fuck."
by Savakiri63 April 06, 2020
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Relationship Retarded

when someone is so new to a relationship they don't know what the fuck to do
The bitch is so relationship retarded she told my mom she was ugly when she met her.
by Name123456789 December 21, 2014
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retardical question

A play on the phrase rhetorical question, a retardical question is a question so stupid, it leaves the people being asked speechless, and unable to answer with even a sarcastic response. A retardical question has such stupefying power,it can leave an entire room in a confused daze, and, in written form, can kill as many brain cells as aerosol or a Miley Cyrus song.
Dude 1: What did you put in answer for number 9?

Dude 2: You mean "name something flat? I put pancakes, tortillas, Earth....
Dude 1: Wait what?! Earth?
Dude 2: Yeah it's flat right? That's what people say.

Dude 1 is so stunned by this retardical question he is unable to speak, or move, and has to be taken to the school nurse.
by KrispyDymond February 03, 2018
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