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marvestache ride

any and all complete passes made from the colts peyton manning to marvin harrison. especially when the completion is for a long gain.
may also be used as a nickname for marvin harrison.
most frequently used as a taunt in the form of the question, "who wants a marvestache ride?" directed towards a sports fan of the rival team that the colts are playing.
Oh snap Billy! did you see that huge touchdown pass? Who wants a Marvestache Ride?!
by collegeboy27 February 11, 2007
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Last ride

When a casket or urn containing the remains of a deceased individual are placed in the back of a hearse, and the rear door closed. Then begans a long and slow procession this is known as the last ride a person will ever take.
The funeral professional placed the bronze cube containing the cremains into the rear of the hearse and closed the rear door. Then a long line of cars left the funeral home at 15mph. This is a Last ride not to be confused with the Undertaker's finishing move.
by bugsymalone February 28, 2009
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Inbox Raider

A significant other who gets ahold of your cell phone to check your text messages. Usually causing a fight after seeing who has been texting you.
Dave: I have to delete all these messages from Sarah!
Jon: Why?
Dave: My girl is an Inbox Raider! I know she will start a fight.
by Skientz January 28, 2009
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Stache ride

A verb referring to a person receiving fellatio, cunnilingus or anal sex while in a seated position on the face of a person with facial hair growing above his top lip. The person with a moustache is usually a man but can also be a Italian or Puerto Rican woman or any geriatric female without a pair of tweezers and willing tongue.
Cowboys are experts in stache rides.

Those old broads at the nursing home would be able to give an excellent stache ride if I were into that sort of thing.
by Leatherlaird July 3, 2009
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Whatever rides your donkey

friend: What do you feel like doing?

me: Anything dude, whatever rides your donkey.
by Diemon Daves June 13, 2010
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rocketship ride

1. The act of a larger person picking up a shorter person around the chest and spinning around
2. A really bad innuendo
1. Haha! Look at Joe giving that kid a rocketship ride over there!
2. Hey baby, wanna ride on my rocketship?
by bb+af June 16, 2010
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