The reasonable question you ask someone that does nothing but screw the pooch (fuck the dog) in every aspect of their life while being completely oblivious to their own laziness and sense of entitlement. Eventually, their constant and ongoing screwing of the pooch leads to puppies that will need a home.
Hey Bob, I couldn't help but notice that you spend an inordinate amount of time screwing the pooch, so I'm curious, who are you giving the puppies to?
by JizzedOn June 6, 2023
I like going dancing with my family, but my cousin has puppy-syndrome.
I used to like watching movies alone, but my new girlfriend has puppy-syndrome.
I used to like watching movies alone, but my new girlfriend has puppy-syndrome.
by I_caveman August 22, 2019
my best friend, always been there for me no matter what. the kindest person you could ever meet, amazing at everything they do and the best person i’ve ever met. they can never fail to make someone genuinely happy and make me feel better, the best content creator i know and my forever bestfriend
scarlett..puppy is amazing
by cashmerepuppup April 14, 2022
A person who does everything someone else tells them
In a guy it sound like they are either weak or whipped
In a guy it sound like they are either weak or whipped
Hey are you going to the movie tonight?
Do you want me to?
Face palm I asked you not myself stop being a yes puppy
Do you want me to?
Face palm I asked you not myself stop being a yes puppy
by Cooliothecat December 20, 2013
by MKCOMEDY January 13, 2013
One who feigns injuries and/or illness to win the sympathy, attention, and intimacy of others exhibits "hurt puppy syndrome" . A form of sociopathic behavior.
by Jiggle lo April 16, 2015
we played some soapy puppy.
by chuckycheeseballs January 26, 2012