mexican kidney punch

The concoction drunk at weddings, etc. after someone insults waiter or busboy (usually latino) who then spikes punch with lighter fluid.

Damn that emergency room was jumping cause of that Jew wedding celebrating with that Mexican kidney punch!

by busboy#7 January 16, 2005

donkey punch

Man of chivalry and honor, immediately precedent to Don Quixote in the fonetic fon book.

Don Quipunch (pron. don' kee punch, donkey punch) was shocked to learn from urbandictionary.com what his name was a homonym for.

by I. Wagner November 28, 2006

Tounge punch the Fart box

The act of a male or female going down on there partner and licking the butthole. aka..Tossing the salad

"I'm going out on a date tonight"
"oh yeah, have fun, i hope she lets you Tounge punch the fart box!!!!"

by princess tounge punch August 22, 2011

punched in the stomach

To forcefully hit someone in the stomach with your fist and knocked the wind out of them

Sandra just got punched in the stomach hard! She then doubled over falling on her knees and holding her stomach

by belly button fanatic February 18, 2014

ball punch

To Repeatidally punch ones self in the nuts to maintain focus

I had to ball punch myself to focus on teh conference call

by lenboi August 10, 2006

Cunt punch

When the penis is so enormous that your pussy feels like it's getting brutalized in the best way. That's true romance.

I'm in love. He cunt punched the shit out of my pussy last night.

by Vsleazy September 25, 2014