postering

Going around town and putting posters up on poles. Tape is generally used.

This is great promotion for local shows or concerts, or even businesses.

GUIDELINES/RULES:
- do not poster over other posters unless that event has already happened
- limit it to one poster per pole (per event)
- try and take your posters down once your event is over
- do not use profanity or sexual content on posters
- do not poster in illegal places (private property, buildings, mail boxes, etc)

"Hey guys, let's go postering!"

by Postering August 30, 2007

poser band

bands that posers listen to ex three days grace,my chemical romance,slipknot,paramore etc. can be deflected to make the idiot calling you a poser by yelling some random song by that artist

person 1-i love three days grace!
person 2-your favorite song is never too late isn't it?
person 1-ya thats all ive heard
person 2-poser....

ex 2
person 1-my favorite band is my chemical romance
person 2-thats a poser band!!!
person 1-my favorite songs are demolition lovers,you know what they do to guys like us in prison and to the end
person 2-(thinking:crap i havent heard any of those)oh....
person 1-dont start with me

by roadace October 28, 2008

poser-basher

A poser basher is someone so absorbed with there own image of cool, that they believe anyone who attempts to try the activity the poser basher is good at, must either be hardcore about it 110% or is a poser, and should therefore be ridiculed. Yes there are posers out there, but not everyone that say, "goes surfing once a year" or "wears a certain type of clothing is a poser, and if they are, who cares, only the poser basher. (perhaps the poser basher is really inside the poser him-(or her)self.) If you love something why not be happy for someone who tries that very thing, even if only so they can feel a small part of what you feel enjoying that activity. the majority of the people that say surf, or rock climb, or skateboard, or snowboard, ski, or whatever activity could care less whether your a poser or not, there out there doing there own thing.
Im sure you come across poser-bashers everyday. im not pointing fingers or anything, just saying my piece. But seriously everyone, give the new kids a chance, if someone's having a hard time on a tough problem, or just can't send a wall, or cant paddle out through the surf, or even if they just have the tools, but just dont know what to do with them, go help them out, dont just sit back labeling them, that type of behavior does'nt help anyone out, if you love a sport or activity, introduce others to it, share the love.
but hey thats just my piece.

a. The poser-basher ridiculed anyone who had a hard time surfing, or even just couldnt paddle out through the surf, labeling them a poser.
b. "Look at that kid trying to campus that 5.10 wall, what a poser." (Speaker = poser-basher)
c. SITUATION
kid- "I love surfing clothing, but i don't surf.
poser-basher- "Your such a poser"
kid- "I would start though"
poser-basher- "shut up poser"
WHAT works better
kid- "I love surfing clothing, but i don't surf.
other-"you should try it sometime"
kid-"I want to but its hard starting"
other- "Everythings hard to start, man next time your at a good beach with waves, go down to the surf shop, rent a board, get out there, just paddle out behind and out of the way of a lineup, be respectful, watch the guys there, watch what they do, maybe even ask for pointers, but don't expect them to babysit you, after you have a good idea about it try on a few small waves. You'll either love it, or you won't. but get out there and try"

by Ryan P. B. December 14, 2008

stogie poser

someone who holds or chomps and cigar for the look rather than actually smoking it.

e.g., Wil Smiffff in his jiggy song...just bitin, its for the look, i dont like it

by drewcifer March 20, 2004

Harry Potter Chub

Many men envy this elusive type of chub (erection). While attaining a 1/2 or even 3/4 chub is a well respected achievement, the Harry Potter Chub is a holy grail in the eyes of a man. The reference to Harry Potter is a nod to the Platform 9 and 3/4 as initially seen in the book. Such an erection, thus, goes beyond the normal realm of chubs. When a man surpasses the half chub with ease, a Harry Potter Chub is likely to arouse, while mysteriously skipping past all numbers in between.

To attain such a desirable chub, a man is usually subject to seeing an extremely attractive woman and/or objects such as HBT, jeeps, beer, colorado, sandwiches etc. This certain chub can cause pants to tighten and young children to scream. Use caution.
Also known as the HP chub or the Ron Jeremy Chub (RJ chub), who subsequently has a 9 and 3/4 inch penis at full girth. It's not a coincidence.

Mike: Hey have you seen any hotties lately?
Jeff: Yeah, there was this really hot chick in my accounting class. She was giving me a solid Harry Potter Chub.

Mike: Skeet skeet!

Jeff: Why are both our dicks so big, Mike?
Mike: We have been blessed by Hagrid!

by pudslapp48 November 3, 2010

Harry Potter

a set of fairly entertaining books that somehow have taken over the world, firmly ensconced themselves in the minds of teenagers, adults, and innocent children alike, and have generated millions of dollars through mass public hysteria.

Kid: I went to get Harry Potter last night at midnight!!

Other Kid: Harry Potter makes me cry because of its dark murders and battle scenes.

Kid: Loser.

by youknowyouloveme August 9, 2005