tutorial porn

Treating web tutorials as entertainment rather than attempting to learn anything. Often for hours on end.

Instead of getting my project done I just spent the day watching tutorial porn

by Cornpurse November 10, 2020

porn shot

Porn Shot Same as a money shot. When a man comes on a womans face after receiving a blow job

She was sucking him off and right before he was about to cum in her mouth he pulled out and gave her the porn shot all over her face

by Funny rigger85 June 8, 2018

Accordion Porn

A genre of porn in which one or all of the performers scale busting fat rolls expand and contrast like the folds of an accordion.

Sydney Leathers is the star of the genre.

Marc is disgusted that Drew enjoys accordion porn.

by Paul E. Ogre August 31, 2016

failure porn

Videos that rub salt in the wounds of individuals or companies that tried at something and failed, often subconsciously making the viewer feel better about not trying by reminding them of the consequences of failure.

"I was up until 3AM watching failure porn for 'Batman v. Superman'."

"Is it sad that my channel earns more money from making failure porn for games that bomb than making reviews for games that succeed?"

by IMJL February 6, 2018

druggie porn

Druggie porn is any picture of any mind-altering substance of a particularly large amount or good quality.

Could also be a movie or book portraying the injesting of such drugs, such as Requiem for a Dream or Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

Bob: So Jon does coke now...
Suzy: How do you know?
Bob: He was looking at druggie porn on his phone.

Jackie: These are the most gorgeous shrooms I've ever seen...lemme take a picture, I want some druggie porn for reddit.

by 00100001 January 5, 2014

Porn Buddy

When you watch porn with a friend, and you both masturbate to the same video.

On weekends, me and my porn buddy go to town.

by Jenni Talyeast May 5, 2021

porn watcher

Someone that watches porn

It’s in the name

“Go touch some grass, you porn watcher!”

by Idoubtthefbiwillcometomyhouse May 31, 2021