pillow porn

when a Kevin does certain things with a pillow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

damn did you see Kevin in that pillow porn

by minugtew June 16, 2017

porn maze

The process of going to several websites just to watch porn.

I spent a hour and a half in a porn maze just to watch for 15 minutes.

by Lit vacuum cleaner January 22, 2018

failure porn

Videos that rub salt in the wounds of individuals or companies that tried at something and failed, often subconsciously making the viewer feel better about not trying by reminding them of the consequences of failure.

"I was up until 3AM watching failure porn for 'Batman v. Superman'."

"Is it sad that my channel earns more money from making failure porn for games that bomb than making reviews for games that succeed?"

by IMJL February 6, 2018

cat porn

If you watch this you are a G but your kinda weird. It’s not weird to watch cat porn but to play with cats penis is weird. For good practice finger your cat it helps a lot

Now that no nut November is over let’s watch cat porn

by Cat porn December 12, 2019

porn stroke

Masturbation of the penis holding it in such a way so that the camera has a clear view of the whole length. Usually thumb on top and two fingers underneath the shaft.

He was good enough to porn stroke his dick so that the camera had a clear view of his cock.

by level28 September 12, 2020

Evangi-porn

Noun. The invitation to convert to a religious belief or community through the use of enticements of power, prestige, possessions, and/or pleasure (especially implicit or explicit promises of sexual pleasure featuring attractive persons) which have no actual, logical, or causal connection with the religion espoused.

Why do hot Mormon women keep showing up in my sponsored Facebook ads? I wish Mormon.org would put their evangi-porn elsewhere.

by natedawgfromsatx October 30, 2011

Femboy Porn

The type of porn that would turn on every men and women watching it!

Jake : Hey Chad have you seen the new femboy porn that was posted?
Chad : I haven’t is it good?
Jake : It’s very good i came 10 times last night while watching it
Chad : Wow im gonna make sure i’ll watch it
Jake : How about we watch it together and jerk each other off?
Chad : That sounds very lovely! Let’s do it now im getting harder just by thinking about it!

by Dark_Zach August 21, 2023