Please police

A unique homonym to ask for something.

Quang: Please police!! I'm innocent.

by rolique November 18, 2015

Military police

Cops who give a damn about nothing but protecting themselves mostly. You could be innocent no cap and they'd still not listen or bring justice to protect their own.

Oh I got charged with assault by USMC military police after scratching Becky's face when she wouldnt let me leave the room.

by Lostgirl8685 November 3, 2020

Gacha police

It's like a gacha cooler but they aresst the gacha heat and make them nomaral

Gacha heat: hey~
Gacha police: ewww *aresst gacha heat*

by Alexa 44 July 12, 2021

waterville valley police

Some of the worst cops in the US. Ex. Lying in reports and harassing adolescents.

I got picked up by the waterville valley police yesterday

by heshmara April 1, 2009

Three Pocket Panic Attack

The sudden dread you feel from looking for something vital in your pockets and not finding it until the very last pocket.

"Where is my wallet? No, no, NO, oh shoot there it is. I just gave myself a three pocket panic attack."

by BlueAx July 7, 2012

TPM- Teacher Panic Mode

The anxiety & remorse filled day a teacher has on the very last day of a long break because they procrastinated & aren't prepared for class the next day. This day typically falls on a Sunday & most likely is a day that ends in crying & wine therapy.

Ms. Smith spent a large part of her last Sunday of holiday break in TPM- Teacher Panic Mode because she had spent all of her Christmas break in her yoga pants, playing the SIMs. She didn't think about those sniveling kids once. What are their names again…?

by Meekie4 January 5, 2014