Puddle Pirate

Calum

Shut up you little puddle pirate

by F1nM4cl34n June 22, 2021

puddle person

A person who is good at art and animation but doesn’t think they are but all their friends are secretly jealous

The puddle herself: I’m not really that good at drawing
T: yes you are
The puddle herself: no
T: you’re such a puddle person

by PuddlePerson July 19, 2021

PODLEVATOR

A new isolation module used for shows shaped and the same size of a fiberglass elevator like you see on THE STRIP.

Perhaps in an amusement park ride or even in an acoustic listening situation the PODLEVATOR is perfect for that TARGET HEYDAY SPEAKER or that new VEGAS SHOW or amusement park attraction as even the TESLA OWNER could not believe that HEYDAY SOUND I HAD.

by SEE YOUR ASSH0LE July 22, 2021

piddledoodles

The word that you use to make a 2 year old smile while taking his or her picture.

Say piddledoodles instead of saying cheese

by Gmbertrand July 30, 2021

Puddle Jumping

AN INDIVIDUAL WHO FEEDS THEIR METHAMPHETAMINE ADDITION BY JUMPING FROM ONE DOPE THE NEXT.

Did you see Shanna Schroeder the other? I seen her at Pollman's then Goodvibes then least but not last The Bears. What a Puddle jumping dope whore!

by Nutsack66 August 10, 2021

Paddle Tennis

A sport that is utilized for the unathletic, elderly and or just weird people. They will tell you all about how great it is even though we all know it sucks. Just quit while you’re ahead and pick up a real racquet.

Hey bro are you coming to my paddle tennis tournament? There’s gonna be a ton of old sweaty grandmas ready for you.

by Ball boy August 21, 2021