Take the piggy to the market

When you stick one of your toes, preferably starting with the pinky toe in a woman’s vagine

imbheading over to Jenny’s tonight and all I want to do is take the piggy to the market!

by goochdaddy757 October 23, 2018

Throw that pigskin nephew

The term "Throw that pigskin nephew" is a running gag inside the Counter-Strike HvH community, popularised by the youtuber Noob Dog, aka Boring or Boring Channel.

The joke is said to encourage others to buy decoys, an in-game item, and then throw them. Teammates will be able to make the player that threw the decoy receive a cooldown due to the item being able to damage other players. If the player damages his or her teammates too much, by, for example, hurting too many people with a decoy, will result in a cooldown for the player.

"Let's get some decoys"
*Somebody buys one*
"Throw that pigskin nephew"

by pickle_chin May 21, 2019

That will happen when pigs fly

A saying that once meant something would never happen. Rendered obsolete with the advent of the police helicopter.

“Cops aint gonna catch us, that will happen when pigs fly!”
“Bro the police helicopter is listening, shut up”

by Wypipo whisperer August 22, 2019

inside out pigs in a blanket

During anal intercourse, after a full thrust remove the penis very quickly revealing the inside of the butthole.

Last night I turned you into an inside out pigs in a blanket

by Yayceee December 21, 2019

Chocolate-Covered Pigs In A Blanket

A session of dirty anal soaking followed by a docking session without cleaning your dick in between.

I thought it would just be another anal soak, but when he rolled me over and docked me, the shit smears looked like a couple of chocolate-covered pigs in a blanket.

by anonymous September 10, 2020

shiniest nickel in the piggy bank

when a person is so unintelligent that they cannot comprehend even the most remedial concepts of education

Jerome did not understand what the scientific term for water, h2o was - he damn sure is not the shiniest nickel in the piggy bank.

by Samran53 December 22, 2020

C coma pieeeepa piggy

C coma pieeeepa piggy

Are u a sussy Baka or a C coma pieeeepa piggy

by Caca de cucurachas May 23, 2021