by Buck Myas January 20, 2022
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someone with obscene wealth who nonetheless is desperate to be admired the by proletariat masses. In the same way a pick me ass bitch "isn't like other girls," a pick me ass billionaire acts like they're better than their ultra rich peers - I'm not a regular billionaire, I'm a cool billionaire! Yet like a standard pick me, they criticize their fellow 1%ers to elevate themselves in the public eye...perhaps hoping that they will be spared with the revolution comes.
Ostensibly they are against the deep state, believe in free speech, and are simply down to earth, regular guys. But really they just want to be called brave for getting themselves tax cuts, spreading Q-anon conspiracies and saying rude/politically incorrect things on the internet. Unfortunately they get a disproportionate amount of media coverage because they have so much money they can literally buy/control anything if they want (i.e. presidencies, politicians, social media platforms, newspapers, sports teams, etc.).
Ellen Degeneres employed this persona in self-parody in her stand-up 'Relatable' in 2018, joking she fully empties her toothpaste just like us poors do...except she squeezes it out by flattening the tube with a gold bar.
Ostensibly they are against the deep state, believe in free speech, and are simply down to earth, regular guys. But really they just want to be called brave for getting themselves tax cuts, spreading Q-anon conspiracies and saying rude/politically incorrect things on the internet. Unfortunately they get a disproportionate amount of media coverage because they have so much money they can literally buy/control anything if they want (i.e. presidencies, politicians, social media platforms, newspapers, sports teams, etc.).
Ellen Degeneres employed this persona in self-parody in her stand-up 'Relatable' in 2018, joking she fully empties her toothpaste just like us poors do...except she squeezes it out by flattening the tube with a gold bar.
Donald Trump is a pick me ass millionaire, sure, but Elon Musk is a pick me ass BILLIONAIRE.
Dr. Oz: Today I went to "Wegners" to pick up crudites for game night at my NJ mansion, and just like you middle class folks in Pennsylvania, I am aghast at this inflation! You should put me in charge, I'll stand up to Washington elites
Trump: Crooked Hillary and low-energy Jeb are owned by the bankers. I'm independently wealthy, I can't be bought, certainly not for $10M by fellow failson Timothy Mellon...I like steak with ketchup. And McDonald's. America, baby!
Musk: I bought Twitter because unlike Jack Dorsey, I'm against censorship, as is the Saudi Royal who is its second largest stakeholder, that's why I banned D-List comedian Kathy Griffin after she mocked me on the platform...fucking bitch.
Dr. Oz: Today I went to "Wegners" to pick up crudites for game night at my NJ mansion, and just like you middle class folks in Pennsylvania, I am aghast at this inflation! You should put me in charge, I'll stand up to Washington elites
Trump: Crooked Hillary and low-energy Jeb are owned by the bankers. I'm independently wealthy, I can't be bought, certainly not for $10M by fellow failson Timothy Mellon...I like steak with ketchup. And McDonald's. America, baby!
Musk: I bought Twitter because unlike Jack Dorsey, I'm against censorship, as is the Saudi Royal who is its second largest stakeholder, that's why I banned D-List comedian Kathy Griffin after she mocked me on the platform...fucking bitch.
by venenodelalengua November 7, 2022
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She agrees with all the boys just for attention, she’s such a Pick Me.
It’s better to be a pick me than to be a skip me like your fat lonely bitter green haired ass!
It’s better to be a pick me than to be a skip me like your fat lonely bitter green haired ass!
by RedpillRaj November 30, 2022
Get the Pick Me mug.a male/female that is desperate to get the opposites gender approval/validation. they go out of their way to announce they are different then the opposite gender.
Vianna: Yeah, I like baby blue and pink!
Kaylee: Bruh you like pink? Its so girly. I like blue cuz im sort of a boy.
Vianna: She’s such a pick me
Kaylee: Bruh you like pink? Its so girly. I like blue cuz im sort of a boy.
Vianna: She’s such a pick me
by laladoobedoo May 13, 2022
Get the pick me mug.1. A person that will go through extraordinary links to be noticed.
2. A woman that will disrespect, degrade or belittle other women for the approval of men
3. A woman that insists on other women holding each other accountable
2. A woman that will disrespect, degrade or belittle other women for the approval of men
3. A woman that insists on other women holding each other accountable
“We as women need to hold each accountable accountable for behaviors that are detrimental to the black community”
(This woman would be called a “Pick me”)
(This woman would be called a “Pick me”)
by The Average Black Man Show May 20, 2022
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He told me his best friend died with like no picture, just a blank snapchat. Definitely a pick me guy.
by Yomamma69420 May 25, 2022
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