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Paris Hilton

when one farts in another's mitten.

brought forth by the famous tmz video where someone reads paris's hate mail to her and one person said paris hilton is liek a fart in a mitten, you know it's there and you can't get rid of it.
*girl puts on mitten* "this mitten fuckin' stanks and it's warm. who Paris Hiltoned my mitten?
by Andee K. December 1, 2007
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Paris Hilton

A self-absorbed, narcissistic, shallow, materialistic, stupid, uneducated, fake, racist whore who happens to have money.
People are so dumb, they actually idolize that Paris Hilton whore.
by Cindy Lou September 22, 2005
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Penis Bandit

A person who is obsess of the male genitals and likes to draw them everywhere.
"The penis bandit strikes again!"
"Did you hear that he's a penis bandit"
"Dude what's up with the penises! Are you a penis bandit?"
by Light and Dark Brigade October 3, 2007
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paris hilton

paris hilton is coming to town!
To the tune of "Santa Clause is coming to town"

She'll sleep with a girl, she'll sleep with a guy.

She'll make you hurl I'm tellin you why.

Paris Hilton's Coming to town.

She'll take off from the "Simple Life".

She'll tape you both when you sleep.

You won't want her to be your wife.

Cause man can she be cheap.

Oh,She'll sleep with a girl, she'll sleep with a guy.

She'll make you hurl I'm tellin you why.

Paris Hilton's coming to town

She's takin your friends, and doin them twice.

You better believe she's setting a price.

Paris Hilton's Coming.

Boy, is Paris Cumming.

Paris Hilton's Coming to town!
everything paris hilton does is an example.
by hiltonhaters August 25, 2006
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penis pie

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
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paris hilton

Easily the most annoying celebrity out there;
Random 12 year old: "Paris Hilton is my idol."
Me: *punch in face*
by Drowning Instructor December 28, 2005
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