The Paul Mitchell

This is a sexual act. Whilst trimming your man's neck hair from behind, you use your free hand to provide a reach around hj using shampoo as lube. When he's close to climax, drop the trimmer and position a conditioner bottle (with the lid removed) over his dick hole. Milk his cock into the bottle; replace lid. Immediately use bottle contents to later your own hair while he watches.

Dude, you haven't lived until your girl gives you The Paul Mitchell.

by Titndong Manner February 5, 2018

Jake paul

An American dickhead who scams kids to get their money and teach them nothing

"why did you kill your son?"
"he subscribed to jake Paul's shit learning thing"

by OnionGib February 28, 2020

hitler paul

Best YouTube’s Lennon ever

Hitler paul

by Lennon Jamie September 12, 2020

Logan Paul

A man with a forehead bigger than the suns enitrety and is a narsasitic idiot who is friends with a literal piece of dog shit and a ned

Person 1: You know logan paul?

Person 2: Dont you mean megamind

by BitchBoy68 September 25, 2020

Jake Paul

the synonym for: ebola

Person 1: Bro I think I have Jake Paul
Person 2: You cant fix that

by Deji's Lover December 17, 2019

paul kreamer

POG? Pretty gnraly english teacher, likes to speak slowly and has a dog.

What a paul Kreamer, he likes to scream POG!

by MICABUCKET HYPE October 8, 2020

Jake paul

A skinny-was white boii from ohio. Cheats, clickbaits, and is responsible for creating a disease called cancer. Erika shall dump the dougebag! SHE SHALL!!

Billy: ugh there goes a jake paul
Mom: cover your EYES child!
Billy: morphs..
Mom: mother of God..
Billy:IT'S EVERY DAY BRO!!!!!!!!!
SCREAMING INTENSIFIES!!

by Vvisthekeykey35 October 7, 2018