cumpet player

A derogatory term used to leave a person confused and hurt.... The level of harsh-ness implied is left up to the individual using it.

Heather: Go add another STD to your list you cumpet player!
Rikkianne: *gasp* .....

by Grandma B and Grandpa Gitt. July 7, 2008

controller player 74

Guy who eats penis

Penis controller player 74

by What’s going guys September 13, 2020

Big City Player

(n.) An upper-middle class person, increasingly becoming female, although still vastly male, that is involved with huge monetary transactions and is known to frequent wine bars.

A big city player in his vintage Ferrari Daytona.

by Gumba Gumba May 13, 2004

Power Player

The illegal product infringing so many copyrights it ain't even funny. The product comes with a light-gun, a Sega Genesis controller, and an N64 controller. Plug it into your TV and be able to play dozens of pirated games. Don't get one.

I got a Power Player and now Nintendo sued me.

by The All-Knower December 28, 2004

record player

when your in the movies and a dumb bitch is not giving what you came for you slowly move her hand right on top of your penis and she will do the rest.if she moves her hand away just dont talk to her for awile she see whos boss.

yo broske, i was at the movies with my bitch and i pulled the record player, she movied her hand back so i slaped her.

by Chris Calandra May 13, 2005

The Player's Jerk

When a group of guys whack off at the same time to some kind of porno.

shit, jamaal you missed the players jerk last night. It was off da hook!

by Phat Pat October 13, 2003