This boy has tripple layer cake and it jiggles like jello, you’ll never see a more caked up dude. an ass so prestigious even the gods fear such mass such power in one rear.
by Owens-ass-fanclub December 3, 2021
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by jaybird <3 December 3, 2021
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A ranked 2nd in the physical education teachers of Kent with first we have Mathew feeney and in close third we have finch,Owen longhurst is a man from the depths of croyden and is a star footballer for westerham FC.To describe Owen longhurst personality he is a cunt always complaining about students who do best in his tests and to the ones who fail and are supposedly meant to be kicked of the physical education course are not. Many quotes from Owen longhurst are “Corr scenes up the polish” “fuck” “don’t be clowns” Owen longhurst also leads a luxurious life and has many trips like going to see the Miami marlins and drinking fishbowls at random nightclubs. Owen longhurst does have many advantages about his personality though like having a contagious laugh, can take a bit of banter and also his lessons are piss easy.
Person1: what lesson have you got next
Person2: PE
Person1:who have u got
Person2:Owen longhurst
Person1:lucky shit I’ve got finch
Person2: PE
Person1:who have u got
Person2:Owen longhurst
Person1:lucky shit I’ve got finch
by LAmandem123 February 22, 2024
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Literally Golum from Lord of the Rings
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