Christ On A Pogo Stick

Used as an exclamation when something crazy happens
This is one of my many catch phrases (Funzzzies DasFez)

See a car crash CHRIST ON A FUCKING POGO STICK (use curse words appropriately)
Get a D on a test you studied for CHRIST ON A POGO STICK
see some fucked up shit on reddit fifty fifty Christ on a pogo stick

by FUNZZZIES DASFEZ April 22, 2017

monkey on a stick

The elegant act of a female thrusting her backside on top of a male's penis as quickly as possible.

My roommate was watchin me get a monkey on a stick, waitin his turn

by Straun November 2, 2008

Monkey on a Stick

In India, when a monkey is found on a banana plantation he is captured and impaled on a stick and the other end stuck in the ground on the outskirts of the plantation as a warning to all other monkeys not to enter, so in short it means make an example out of someone

He screwed us over, make him like a Monkey on a Stick.

by deepfish January 16, 2015

they did surgery on a grape

(Posh version for Posh people)

They, being the unspecified, unseen being, performed an extremely difficult medical procedure on an unshrivelled wine vessel.

Oh lawd, they did surgery on a grape.

Here we go again, with the "they did surgery on a grape" thing.

by AlphaOmegaMonster November 25, 2018

On a Mission

Usually being on a "mission" refers to be searching for any kind of drugs, but can also mean looking for other things.

Yo, I'm on a mad mission to cop some weed, bro.

Hey, did you just see some kids pass by on a mission?

by AC November 16, 2006

tits on a dinosaur's skeleton

Useless, of no relevance in the modern world

George Bush is about as much use as tits on a dinosaur's skeleton

by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006