orgasmer

def 1: (noun) a person (typically female) who orgasms, particularly in a spectacular or wonderful manner, frequently, and/or repeatedly. Often characterized by squirting or female ejaculation. Typically, an orgasmer will achieve best results when working with an orgasmsmith.

Matt D: you had some really good orgasms, don't forget that...


Tessa B: -giggles- yes, for i'm a queen orgasmer.

by Tessa B. January 6, 2009

Organic Consulting

this is a new phenomenon in the professional services or consulting industry where consultants are straightforward and truthful with their clients. They are "keeping it real" and cutting out the bullshit. They don't use buzzwords and try to be honest as possible. Like organic food, organic consulting is consulting without fluff.

Your client wants to close their widget factory in China and open it in California. If you practice Organic Consulting you would say "are you nuts, you'll lose money. Don't be an idiot." Whereas, the typical consultant would say "that's an interesting idea, let's investigate further and prepare a business case. We charge $300 per hour for that service."

by VI Island Boy August 24, 2009

organic traffic tester

Stroller, absent-mindedly pushed out into traffic (often between 2 parked cars) by distracted/stupid parent prior to crossing street. If Tester returns to owner empty or mangled, there was a car coming.

"OMG, I totally had to swerve to avoid that Organic Traffic Tester!"

by Wrabbit November 9, 2009

orgasmic dump

When you have to crap so bad and you have a stabbing pain in your gut, then you crap out everything in your colon. Afterwards you feel so good for hours like you had the best orgasm.

I ran home dubbled over about ready to crap my pants. I sat down on the toilet and took an orgasmic dump. I felt so good and relaxed for hours after my orgasmic dump.

by JustDave September 13, 2013

Man Organ

An instrument that you would think of as being in the string family, but in reality, it is in the woodwind family. Another term for sucking cock. Playing the man organ.

Come here Steve, you tool. I am going to teach you how to play my man organ.

by leadthrower August 29, 2006

post orgasmic clarity

A sudden epiphany after banging a fat chick that occurs after you climax when you realize that you are one fucked up twisted motherfucker.

Ronan: I took this chick home last nite who was a deuce and a half. After I played a game of pick a fold with her and came, I had my moment of post orgasmic clarity.

by Sundialist93 July 23, 2012