Sucio Night

when shit falls apart, and you're stuck with all your dude friends searching desperately for Sucias

damn them ho's ain't comin thru, looks like it's gonna be a sucio night

by gettinjazzy October 4, 2010

Starry Night

When a male is having sex with a woman, he pretends to ejaculate onto a woman's back but instead discretely breaks open a glow stick and drops some of that liquid onto her back to simulate the ejaculation. The man instructs the woman to look at her back in the mirror, where she will see the the "starry night" he appears to have created on her back.

Man: "Look, baby, it's a starry night out" ::points to mirror::

Partner: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"

by Electric Sex Pants September 7, 2011

night smurf

crafty little african hobbit that moonwalks in the shadows of the night. moonwalking in the daytime would ruin the jerri-curl.

i almost broke my leg when i tripped over those damn night smurfs. ( commonly used noun to describe africans )

by shnarf May 26, 2008

Last-Night Breakfast

When someone eats enough food right before going to bed that they're still full in the morning.

"Hey, wanna grab breakfast?"
"No thanks man I had a huge sandwich before going to bed last night."
"Ahhh, a Last-Night Breakfast!"

by TSturm January 23, 2009

Stefan night out

An exceptionally rowdy night of being highly inebriated, culminating in the loss of one's eyebrows.

Hey man, what's with you wearing sunnies inside? " "Had a stefan night out.

by jqz July 16, 2011

rape the night

when you go out and try to find parties even though you know there is nothing going on, thus forcing you to become desperate and ask people at stoplights "where the party at?"

Person 1: "Dude i told you we shouldn't have gone out tonight, there's nothing going on."
Person 2: "We're gonna find something! Pull up to those guys next to us and ask 'where the party at?'"
Person 1: "I can't believe we're desperate enough to rape the night"

by Guyblow July 28, 2010

Night train

the semi buzzed feeling one has the day after smoking a lot of weed.

o shit nigga i be on dat night train from tokin up last night

by 5 on it September 9, 2010