nasty crotch

A Crotch that has been smothered in shit for sexual gratification

"How was last night?"
"I gave her a nasty crotch"

by Gibblerjsshhahsh November 3, 2015

Slizzard Nasty

When you are so drunk that you do nasty shit like taking people's abandoned drinks at the bar.

I knew I was slizzard nasty when I woke up next to a 60-year-old man

by Satanspetiguans June 4, 2019

Nasty Adam

When you take a bunch of raw fish and fill a balloon with it and then blow the balloon up in your asshole. Then you walk around like that for 3 days and then you shit-fart the fishy balloon out of your asshole into your girlfriend's mouth and she sings a rousing rendition of "I've been working on the railroad" while giving you a blumpkin.

I was trying to meet this new girl and she told me she likes sushi so I straight Nasty Adamed her.

by Hopalong Assidy March 12, 2021

Nasty Rooster

Hangin' ballskin over your old lady's nose. Followed by the proclamation, "Cockle doodle-doo!" Usually designated for men with loose nuts.

"Lay down bitch, the Nasty Rooster is comin' in.

by Patio Of Ideas October 2, 2012

gak nasty

Adj. describing something as particularly grotesque. Especially coming from an animal.

I just stepped in cat puke dude, that's gak nasty.

by Wahovas Jitness December 17, 2017

Frog Nasty

Having sex froggy style, but being so sweaty it is almost like the slime on a frog.

We got frog nasty

by Tattooed.Tears January 22, 2017

Nasty Patty

A burger drowned in a fatty load of semen.
Typically oozing off the sides of the burger after being topped with the bun.

Sponge bob also makes the O.G. Nasty patty in Season 3 episode 44

After receiving some absolutely knarly road head, my girl asked me to nut on her burger aka: a nasty patty

by Don the goat September 24, 2022