A theory which states that a mysterious force causes people to replace others' names if they start with a J and end with an N. Works 10 - 15% of the time.
Example of the J-N-Names Theory:
Jadon: *Walks into class*
Teacher: Good morning, Jonathon!
Jadon: (Internally) THAT'S NOT MY NAME!!!
Jadon: *Walks into class*
Teacher: Good morning, Jonathon!
Jadon: (Internally) THAT'S NOT MY NAME!!!
by Iwantfrineds March 28, 2023
Get the The J-N-Names Theory mug.Someone who uses your name excessively in normal conversation or texting. Also someone who throws your name into an arguement or lecture because he or she somehow feels it makes the conversation more personal.
"I'm talking to that guy again, but I hate that he's such a name user. He got upset with me and put my name three times into one text!"
Obnoxious relatives, teachers, or anyone else who thinks they are engaging you in the conversation by using your name every five seconds, but really you are just uncomfortable.
Obnoxious relatives, teachers, or anyone else who thinks they are engaging you in the conversation by using your name every five seconds, but really you are just uncomfortable.
by amelie525 October 23, 2009
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Angela : hey, can i bring my friend Dragan along too.
Bob: No, she sounds a like beast
Angela : Wow, your so namesexist!
Bob: No, she sounds a like beast
Angela : Wow, your so namesexist!
by nameprotector September 14, 2010
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Guy 1: What are the categories on Urban Dictionary?
Guy 2: I know! They are name music sex drugs work college internet religion sports food.
Guy 1: How did you remember that?
Guy 2: I don't know.
Guy 2: I know! They are name music sex drugs work college internet religion sports food.
Guy 1: How did you remember that?
Guy 2: I don't know.
by Sudo Nim? June 11, 2018
Get the name music sex drugs work college internet religion sports food mug.The name game is a drinking game in which there is a group of 4 or more people. Everyone gets a stripper name or different name. Whenever someone calls someone by a name other than that of the name temporarily given to them then they have to take a shot or a long drink. This game last throughout the whole night.
The real persons name is Jill their stripper name or other name is Skittles
Person 1: Hey Jill pass me a napkin
Everyone else: YOU SAID JILL!!! her name is skittles take a shot!!! It's the Name Game
Person 1: Hey Jill pass me a napkin
Everyone else: YOU SAID JILL!!! her name is skittles take a shot!!! It's the Name Game
by Leo The Lion & Fidel Castro April 28, 2013
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