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ninja boots

Ninja Boots, taken literally, are these happ'ning fashion items that have a defined toe in 'em, much like the mythical ninjas of feudal Japan.
"I'm thinking of buying me some ninja boots to impress the babes"
"I was under the impression that you were a homosexual"
by Jackie Onassis July 4, 2006
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ninja'd

1)sudden dissapearance
2) quick movement from one area to another
i was at the store and tom totally ninja'd on me.
by nickers May 22, 2005
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ninja hoppin

Ninja Hoppin is when you go from house to house looking in people's windows like peeping toms, but when you find a couple having sex, be it strait or gay, you sneek up on them and join them, it ends up as a threeway gangbang.
you guys have fun ninja hoppin yesterday, cuz i sure did, I found 3 houses in one night.
by Sodapop April 23, 2006
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ninja wedding

a wedding that has to happen very quickly because the bride is pregnant. it comes at you without much notice and therefore seemingly out of nowhere, much like a ninja.
"They're getting married? They've only been together for 3 months and I didn't even think he liked her."
"Yeah, well, it's a real ninja wedding. She isn't giving him much of a choice."
by Joe Morbo December 9, 2008
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ninja vanish

The art in leaving a campground without a trace of you ever being there.
Grab your stuff, let's ninja vanish.
by shermstyles January 10, 2014
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ninja turtle dick

a very small, almost non-existent penis resembling that of a ninja turtle action figure
julie was disappointed the first time she saw mikes penis. It was so small. She couldnt believe he had a ninja turtle dick
by aiofub September 19, 2009
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Ninja style

by anx June 5, 2003
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