nipple ranch

When you jizz on the nipples and you wipe lettuce all over it. Substituting it for ranch when you broke as fuck. (Usually you make the partner eat it all)

Suzie wanted a salad but we were out of ranch, so we made nipple ranch instead.

by Cotton Picker 69/420 April 21, 2016

nipples.

pointy things you have if you lift up you're shirt when it's cold

Dude it was cold outside and i saw kim's nipples.
poking through her shirt

by Fuckboy philosophy April 23, 2016

Nipple pickle

When you tickle a nipple with your pickle.

Kevin G can you please give me a nipple pickle??? It would be so hot!

by Cwaz August 16, 2016

Nipplecrotch

A term used for foolish people who like to use funny come backs. Or a person with warts, pimples, or even herpes in their pubic area.

Eww! Dat bitch got nipplecrotch!

~or~

Your such a nipplecrotch bob.

by Balls r life. June 21, 2016

nippleshaft

The nippleshaft is the shaft of the nipple, namely the cylindrical circumference of the bud itself. Some nipples have no nippleshaft, while others are clearly defined. Also used as an exclamatory interjection.

Awww nippleshafts! They're sold out of artificial crabmeat!

What? Again!? Fuckin' nippleshafts.

by shrampz March 21, 2017

nipple cat

When you are in the bedroom with a pet and or stray cat and repeatedly rub the cat or cats nipples until they explode.

Ya dude, I nipple catted so hard last night. You should try.

by Chickens love kiwi May 31, 2017