National Alexis Day

March 21st is an unofficial National Holiday for every bad ass women we know in our lives named Alexis. Its not Lexi. Its not Alex. Its Alexis, Bitch.

"Happy National Alexis Day!"

"Thanks! The only thing that would make this day better is if this was a week long holiday!"

by Jahjaks March 21, 2019

National Fingering Day

Finger ANY and EVERYONE

Put your fingers inside and don’t stop until she’s brain dead to celebrate National Fingering Day

by Xxxporno.xvx.com April 29, 2019

National Goblin Day

March 12, or National Goblin Day, celebrates goblins

Lily: Happy National Goblin Day, Carly!
Carly: It’s March 12, my birthday!!

by Goblina April 30, 2020

National no homo day

You can be sus too the boys with our saying no homo😏

Me: walk yo too John and kiss him
John: say no homo
Me: nah it’s National no homo day
John: well bet daddy

by Daddy jay sus October 21, 2020

National Weezer Day

February 1st is national weezer day.

Mike: "What day is it?"
Sam: "It's February 1st, national weezer day."

by v4mpyro February 1, 2022

The National Dick Scale

The scale used to measure the size of a male's family jewels. 1 being the smallest, 7 being the largest.

1. ween
2. peen
3. weiner

4. penis
5. dick

6. cock
7. schlong

"How would you rate John on the National Dick Scale?"

"He falls somewhere between a ween and a peen."

by tnayrb January 25, 2015

National Kiss Day

The 28th of April is the day you makeout with anyone you want, and get away with it.

Wow! it's national kiss day!

by YBN QueefStain May 30, 2018