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Carrot muncher

Someone who has a talent and/or habbit for performing oral sex on a male with ginger hair
I hear your sister like's gingers, what a carrot muncher
by Gazmondo September 8, 2020
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pipe muncher

A large wrinkly human mixed with a rodent. Lives in your walls and munches at your pipes and scratches at your walls. No clothing is worn by pipe munchers. Some people occasionally experience pets missing, when they were secretly being taken by the pipe muncher of the house and being raised in the neighborhood as a new pipe muncher. When you are lucky you will see there face and whiskers through your vent. They are in every household, some more quite then others, especially in Florida because of the heat. Try an be friend your pipe muncher tonight! It is a great thing and needs to be known world wide!
Dude i think i saw my pipe munchers whiskers last night!
by Walter E. Go September 21, 2020
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pipe muncher

A large wrinkly human mixed with a rodent. Lives in your walls and munches at your pipes and scratches at your walls. No clothing is worn by pipe munchers. Some people occasionally experience pets missing, when they were secretly being taken by the pipe muncher of the house and being raised in the neighborhood as a new pipe muncher. When you are lucky you will see there face and whiskers through your vent. They are in every household, some more quite then others, especially in Florida because of the heat. Try an be friend your pipe muncher tonight! It is a great thing and needs to be known world wide!
Dude i think i saw my pipe munchers whiskers last night!
by Walter E. Go September 21, 2020
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Box Muncher

Some that eat pussy
by ZJay412 November 1, 2020
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Jellybean Muncher

A jelly bean muncher is someone who enjoy providing oral pleasure to the rectum.
My buddy did acid yesterday and talked about how he liked eating jelly beans so much. I didn't realize he was a Jellybean Muncher
by Stacy's Aunt December 1, 2020
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Dirt Muncher

1) Someone who is worse than a bootlicker, who would happily eat the dirt beneath the feet of an authoritarian statist.
2) A coward
All these dirt munchers are trying to take my rights and freedoms.
by Hillbilly Philosopher April 9, 2021
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