head massager

A little thing that's used to massage your head.It's better then life it's better than sex.
Best if someone else uses it on you.

Dude (insert_name_here) just bought a head massager its the best thing ever!

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by Kapronca August 2, 2016

NHS MASSAGE

When you fake somthing to get felt up /a rub by the doctor....

"Doctor I think I've got a hernia "- nhs massage

by James Sandoe September 5, 2018

Off Message

A statement, action, or image that conflicts with the curated public persona an individual or an organization attempts to project.

The vegan went off message when he devoured a bacon wrapped filet mignon at the steakhouse.

by carpenoctem15 September 23, 2018

Monkey Massage

The act of picking foreign substances off of another's back, much like a monkey.

Hey man could you give me a monkey massage?

by Garfibromyalgia May 18, 2021

Holden Massachusetts

A place were Cyrus rosbach sits on his phone in Seminar.

Cyrus is sitting in seminar in Holden Massachusetts

by Hello how are u doing May 6, 2022

Listening Messages

A recording of a spoken message, which many people usually choose over texting

"Let me listen to her Listening Messages"

by CrazyJorge May 11, 2023