morning rose

Waking up to have blood blossoming across your genitals, hence morning rose.

"I had a morning rose so now it looks like someone was stabbed in my underwear."

by 5p4m5p4mmy5p4m December 7, 2016

morning glory

A company that produces a number of edibles, especially in the dairy department. Check your local supermarket!

Morning Glory Milk is gooooood!

by jam masta July 8, 2004

Morning Oak

Getting up in the morning up with the strong desire for whiskey before your fully awake.

I had a hard case of morning oak this morning but the liquor store didn't open before work.

by rm2001 May 22, 2010

morning woodage

The first erection of the day that occurs while waking up from a night of sleep.

I could hammer nails with my morning woodage.

by KaptainSkinBoat December 4, 2010

Morning Cap

To Fuck in the Morning

Hey dude, my wife gave me the best morning cap ever. This day is going to be a breeze!!!

by jai&joe September 3, 2016

good morning vietknob

When you wake up with such a large hard on that it looks like you a VC crawling under your blankets!

Good morning Vietknob! Jesus Christ. You had better make sure there's not a gook tunnel ratting your boxers.

by Rexxxignis July 24, 2016