The Canel Monster

A mythical monster that lurks around the canals in The Netherlands and likes to eat up the locals an tourist.

The canel monster lurked amounts the waters at night looking for it's next victim.

by Baylien Culture December 24, 2021

poo monster

A being that takes in shit and spews out shit

"His music is trash, and talks shit. He is a poo monster"

by bigknowledge October 11, 2020

slosh monster

A girl who be fckn everybOdyyyy .

That bxtch bopped off 5 of my boy at that party damm she a slosh monster.

by breezyxBAD April 24, 2010

monster check

when a little kid wants sombody to check their room for monsters.

dad: goodnight
kid: daddy can you do a monster check

by Xx_catnip_xX September 27, 2010

Sauce Monster

Natural predator of the sauce (alcohol); an alcoholic.

Man! I saw Ms. Mac had those little hotel liquer bottles in her desk. I didn't know she was a total sauce monster.

by Deekmeister February 24, 2011

Monsters Inked

When a rather grizzly and sweaty gay man bursts through your closet door at night and ejaculates into your room, then disappearing back into the closet, never to be seen again.

I though it was a nightmare but in the morning I realized I was just monsters inked.

by Kennith of the long schlong November 17, 2017

monster hog

Giant penis; generally people named "Dominic" have them

We had sex, he had a monster hog

by Dat One Dope Boi October 23, 2017