Third person mode

When you have been so wasted because of heavy drinking, that next morning or even next week you have to gather information from outside sources about what the hell have you done or said, and where the hell have you been.
It feels like you have been controlled by some outside forces when you later start to recall what might have happened.

After twenty-ish tequilas I must have gone Third person mode cause I don't have a slightest clue why I woke up in the middle of Sweden???

Last night the booze must have taken control of me or something. Shit, I switched to Third person mode again. I hope next time somebody would shut me down before that happens...

by Finnish-linguist December 14, 2009

Midget Snare

(Noun) A tool used to aid in the collection of midgets and or all other small creatures with the intent to steal human souls.

After watching a female midget steal the soul from a helpless child i took quick action. I noticed the midget was heading due west so i used my normal legs, which enabled to move much faster, and went ahead of the midgets path. I quickly set up the Midget Snare and jumped behind a bush. As the midget ran her little foot entered the small loop laid on the ground. The 20 pound fishing line quickly tighted around the creatures leg and with a snap, launched her into the air. She was whiplashed back down and swung with nothing but fear in her eyes. It was the best Example of a Midget Snare ever. As she dangled in the air waving those little arms attempting to free herself i ran out and beat the midget with a stick. After 4 strong hits she released the childs soul and gave up all hope. I put her in my Midget Collection Bag and went on my way to return the childs soul.

by midgets.steal.soul February 11, 2010

clown mode

When a sports team or their coach decides to continue a massive beating when the game is clearly out of reach. Also excessive end zone celebrating in the same situation. In effect the winning team is clowning the losing team.

The Gators are beating FAMU 70-0 and they elect to go for 2 points! Coach Spurrier is definately in clown mode!

A defensive back from Oklahoma does the Heisman Trophy pose in the endzone after returning an INT 99 yards to make the score OU-52 Texas A&M-0. That dude is in clown mode!

by Sleepy December 2, 2003

circus midget

An offensive name for a little person or a dwarf.

Oh he's 2 feet tall, he's a circus midget!

by Mick October 21, 2005

sloth mode

The mode your computer enters when it's feed to much indigestible crap from the Internet.

Damn, my PC's in sloth mode! it must be choking on worms, spam and cookies.

by Enfomoco February 21, 2007

Dolphin Mode

Dolphin mode is when someone will not stop talking. They barely even stop to breathe. Their high pitched voice combined with diarrhea of the mouth combines to make their speech sound like they are a dolphin!

Wow, Layla will not stop talking! Looks like she has engaged "Dolphin Mode" again. Someone toss a fish at her so she stops!

by Mandrakkon September 14, 2011