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Mexican Cession

A Mexican Cession is a very rare event that only happens once every 2 and a half years. It is believed that great Aztec Gods would order the humans to perform the ritual.

Unfortunately when the Spainards came they saw the tradition as "unorthodox" and "devil worship" and killed the elders of the tradition, who decided when to perform the ancient ritual, in the taking of the Aztec capital who were highly respeceted among the community. And only the worthy would participate.

Though most particiapters were killed in battle few lived and continued the tradition today.

The ancient ritual of the Mexican Cession is the tradition of Mexicans and only Mexicans gathering together in a fine room of expensive Mexican cloths and ancient clay pots and vases, where they would get high as fuck on peyote and kill themselves.
"I got invited to a Mexican Cession! What an Honour"
by JCKc February 25, 2015
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mexican porthole

mexican porthole is the transport module that resembles the shit house used by construction workers across america.Legend has it mex workers transport back and forth from mex to u.s.
where the hell did all those illegals come from?
must have flown on the "mexican porthole " they were'nt here yesterday!
by bubbles may October 23, 2008
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Mexican Snow

Another word for Cocaine, originating in the DMV.
Aye bro you got some of that Mexican Snow? I haven’t snorted in a brick and a half.
by smackthewop July 14, 2019
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Mexican casa

When a fat Mexican lady lives in a run down shack with 8 kids and her husbands ball sag a shit ton. SaggyNipples
Come one jimmy we can't invite 80kids to your birthday this isn't a fucking Mexican Casa
by SAGGYNIPPLES43 May 25, 2016
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Mexican squirt

The result of eating too much Mexican food. Will most likely secrete from the anus, but can come from the mouth.
Aaron had a steak burrito with extra beans Friday night. On Saturday morning, he experienced the horrible Mexican squirt.
by Rickety ruckity November 29, 2015
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mexican rice

A gay Mexican man who only dates Asian men, or vice versa.
"Juan and Ton are always holding hands in public. That Mexican Rice might last forever."
by Annie W. November 28, 2007
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mexican twins

siblings that are born less than a year apart.
mexican twins is when one child is born and then 10 months later, or so, another child is born.
by chicken jane September 24, 2013
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