A male whose behaviour is similar to a female that acts like a guy. The feminist ideal of what a male role model should be.
by Greek December 13, 2003
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Gerald: No shittin' way, hype mecro. You fuckin' suck, nigga beat.
John: Suck your bottomless dick for all I care.
Gerald: Just as bottomless as your mama's tush, but let's not overplay that one.
Gerald: No shittin' way, hype mecro. You fuckin' suck, nigga beat.
John: Suck your bottomless dick for all I care.
Gerald: Just as bottomless as your mama's tush, but let's not overplay that one.
by aversatilefella July 27, 2013
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me I'm metro and the girls love it , I like wearing abercrombie shirts tight ( I get a size small when I shop their ) I like my jeans bootcut , I get my brows waxed , my chin and my upper lip I hate shaving , I like wearing banana republic shirts and pants , I spend about $ 150 on hair and face products a month , I just like myself like this
by josh lo September 20, 2004
Get the metrosexual mug.The metropolitan region including Washington, D.C., Baltimore and those cities' suburban counties in Maryland, Virginia, and West Virginia. With over 8 million inhabitants, this area is one of the most populous in the United States.
Upon the foundation of Washington, D.C. as the capital of the newly formed United States, the city was built upon a swamp so as to keep the size of the city relatievly small as compared to larger business centers such as Philadelphia, Boston, and New York. This of course, led to the realization that Metroplex summers would be characterized by "swamp-ass" conditions of perpetual 100% humidity. Some would call these conditions "unbearable" and "ridiculous."
Metroplex is also characterized by some of the nation's highest crime rates (which some contend is due to the high proportion of low-income African American families in Baltimore and Washington, D.C.). However, the more accurate assesment of the reasoning behind the high crime rates in those cities is the ineffectiveness of the Metroplex Police forces (especially airport rent-a-cops at BWI) to do their jobs.
Metroplex is a place unlike any other. As the political hub of the world's most powerful nation, Washington, D.C. is often described as the "slowest moving place in America" while residents of Baltimore will ask a non-Metroplex resident, "why b-less when you can b-more, hon?" Diversity abound, Metroplex is most definitely a gem among great American metropolitan areas. Just remember to bring a bottle of mace and one of those water-spraying fan things.
Upon the foundation of Washington, D.C. as the capital of the newly formed United States, the city was built upon a swamp so as to keep the size of the city relatievly small as compared to larger business centers such as Philadelphia, Boston, and New York. This of course, led to the realization that Metroplex summers would be characterized by "swamp-ass" conditions of perpetual 100% humidity. Some would call these conditions "unbearable" and "ridiculous."
Metroplex is also characterized by some of the nation's highest crime rates (which some contend is due to the high proportion of low-income African American families in Baltimore and Washington, D.C.). However, the more accurate assesment of the reasoning behind the high crime rates in those cities is the ineffectiveness of the Metroplex Police forces (especially airport rent-a-cops at BWI) to do their jobs.
Metroplex is a place unlike any other. As the political hub of the world's most powerful nation, Washington, D.C. is often described as the "slowest moving place in America" while residents of Baltimore will ask a non-Metroplex resident, "why b-less when you can b-more, hon?" Diversity abound, Metroplex is most definitely a gem among great American metropolitan areas. Just remember to bring a bottle of mace and one of those water-spraying fan things.
Black dude: "Back da fuck up."
White girl: "You could ask politely, you know."
Black dude: "Did you not hear me? I said back da fuck up. I am a metroplex nig."
White girl: "You could ask politely, you know."
Black dude: "Did you not hear me? I said back da fuck up. I am a metroplex nig."
by metroplexresident September 22, 2008
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by Anonymous August 6, 2003
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