Mason

A guy who is usually in baseball or some kind of American sport and likes to pressure women into dating them. He’s pretty funny to be around but can gaslight people easily. Masons are 2/10 stars on yelp

Rochelle- Omg it’s mason!
Other guy- Ew why are you friends with him? He treats you like shit

by Pseudonym812 December 23, 2022

Mason Clarke

A wonderful man with a mullet who always leaves you at the worst time, I will miss him, and so will everyone else, I love him and I want to make today the best last day for him today, I and everyone, on the behalf of me, will miss his tiny heart and his massive ability to dance, and be very hot, Mason Clarke, we all wish you a lovely fair well, to go up north and be with a bunch of crocodiles. We will miss you.

"Mason Clarke! Do the gritty"

by Khussh's Guardian angel May 25, 2022

mason

mason is a dip-shit

mason why did you stick your dick in the peanut butter you dip shit

by logan123098 March 28, 2022

Mason

Mason is a person with a fucking HUGE cock like I'm talkin 69 cm he's so sweet and has a big heart and a big penis

Oh that's mason what's he hiding in his boxers 🥰

by Jeff hsisns July 5, 2022

Mason Ganshirt

Mason ganshirt is definitely blonde. He likes video games and is cute, caring and sweet. The girls in his neighborhood probably like him and if he was smart, Mason would make a move. He’s def strong and would look good dating a brunette.

That Mason Ganshirt is hot.

by Thatchicchicknextdoor October 19, 2020

Mason

Mason is a proper mad cunt, Many of he’s friends also say he’s a real good bloke.

Mason is easily one of the best blokes around

by BobsAShitRef November 22, 2021

Mason’s eggs

The most cursed, chaotic, and spiritually questionable form of eggs ever conceptualized. Originated when Rosie uttered the now-infamous phrase “mason’s eggs” as Gabo was actively cooking eggs, instantly summoning a vortex of unhinged energy into the kitchen. Gabo and Maria, in a fit of sleep-deprived brainrot, declared them holy. Or haunted. Unclear.

Usage:
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”

Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.

by mason’s eggs April 22, 2025