mary jane

that good green stuff that makes you happy.

im in love with mary jane.

want to smoke some mary jane?

by alexys ahn November 5, 2015

Andrew & Mary

A warrior and a quiet girl come together to make the best couple.

Andrew will do anything to Mary happy and Mary really appreciates it without any up-front compliments of her own.
Andrew & Mary truely the dream couple.

by Realisticisity-Lol-Mary September 22, 2012

Marie McNeil

Marie is a shemale who has 4 STD's (Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, Genital Herpes, Hepatitis). Her noo noo usually looks kebab that has been left in a tupperware box to save for the next day, but was forgotten about and began to rot. Her hair is usually thin and singed with blow torch with too many baldspots. Her noony is usally more lucious than the hair on her head.

Ewww, look at Marie McNeil. She needs to wash her minge at least 3 times a day with that smell coming out of it.

by noonywarrior6321 August 14, 2022

mari discord

mari is a super cool girl who IS NOT A FEMBOY 😠

man, "mari" is so cool and hot. i wish i was with her. "mari discord" is the best.

by totally not mari lol March 28, 2023

mohi and mari

The most beautiful relationship there is.

You guys are so beautiful together , like Mohi and Mari

by Mega guy November 21, 2021

mary janed

You eat so many edibles made by Mary Jane, you have to go to bed or hit the floor.

After those cookies I ate, I got Mary Janed and slept for 12 hours.

by Mary Jane 246642 March 29, 2021

Bloody Mary

Mary I of England (1516–1558), Queen of England and Ireland, so called because of her execution of numerous protestants.
There is an urban legend that was made about her haunting mirrors ever since she was found dead near a broken mirror with her face smashed in beyond recognition.

Martin: “...And so she haunts every mirror and can only be summoned by saying her name 3 times!”
Luke: “I’m NOT gonna say that 3 times, I’m not stupid.”
Martin: “Come on, it’s just a scary children’s story. What could go wrong?”
Luke: “Fine... Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary... f*** this I’m out!”

by Severe Sammy November 7, 2020