post eruption magma ooze

after a male ejaculates, take your thumb and forefinger, pinch the post coitus flaccid penis (like you’re are squeezing out the last bit of mayonnaise from a package from chik fil a) from the base to the tip and that is what comes out and oozes down onto your fingers

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by ReXXXgoliath September 23, 2013

Gold Medal Mama

a woman who is so fat, that in order for a man to have sex with her, he has to roll her in flour to find the wet spot. this term is derived from Gold Medal brand flour.

Steve : "Man, I ain't been laid in a long time. I'd settle for a Gold Medal Mama right now."
Bill : "Ya, me too."

by JAHrules November 5, 2013

Danny DeVito the sexiest mama

Danny DeVito is the sexiest sister to exist, he gets all the girls and all the guys wigs flew.

“Yo broskii did u see Danny DeVito the sexiest mama?”
“Yeah my wig flew sister!”

by Sexysister4321 August 11, 2018

tell your mama that for me

when someone thinks that they're big and bad you say this to them because they're acting it

Brendan: I'll fuck you up, this aint no game

Aidyn: Ight tell your mama that for me

by YbIsAChicken January 20, 2020

Zoo wee mama

Zoo wee mama is what u say when u see a fit chick

Zoo wee mama kalebs mum is looking fine

by Joe mama gay Ni🅱️🅱️a September 13, 2021

sa moara mama daca mint

"sa moara mama daca mint" or "die my mother if I lie" is a very used expression here in Romania.
If you want to make someone really think you say the truth, this is the best expression you can use.

Nu am luat eu pixul, sa moara mama daca mint!
I didn't took the pen, die my mother if I lie!

by apixxxxxxxxx December 9, 2021