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Bothal middle school

Hardcore ragie middle school in the geordie town of ashington (aka ashganistan, ashittington, ashingtopia on a good day).
Proper english doenst exist in the school, replaced by the local slang like man how man like....
Pupils kill time by harassing crap english teachers, rioting around hairdressers, setting fire to gas taps, singing advert jingles in class and just generally being better than hirst park.

The year 8 pupils of 2011 are infamous throughout northumberland, striking fear into the hearts of sub teachers and residents of the neighboring bothal cottages. When they aren't at bothal they're most likely out smoking, getting pissed and giving the finger to the rest of the 'civil' world. lol.
An average conversation between two bothal middle school pupils:

Bothal 1: How man, wanna gan get pissed aver at my hoose?

Bothal pupil 2: Alreet. Ya want a tab?

Bothal pupil 1: Aye like *takes cigarette*

Hirst park pupil: ...Wa? *scratches arse*
by zilerobma April 23, 2011
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Coleman middle school

the coleman cobras are beast. everyone hates the wilson middle school puppies ( bulldogs) we all go get icecream after school then go to the community pool cuz we r just that awesome. and in pe we'll just walk arround doing nothing and still get As because we are just that popular. we hate 6th graders they are annoying and nobody can beat colemans graduateing class of 2011. coleman is great with our crappy pizza sticks and yummy chicken. our musical thetre program sucks ask anybody. our band is fabu but our strings teacher is a pervert control freak
hey did you go to the basketball game at "coleman middle school"?

YEAH!!!! it sucked
like always
by southtampagurl1 November 26, 2011
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Lanier Middle School

Start with a strong base of administrative staff that never get along with their teachers. Stir together some lacrosse douches, gay ass Mexican kids, pussy black kids from the magnet program, and just a sprinkle of try hard Asians. Add in a restrictive dress code, shitty sports team, a few games of soggy biscuit, and a fuck load of mediocre racist jokes. Now deep fry that shit into some Raising Canes. This dish is best served cold like the cafeteria food with a side of bull shit and seasoned with Lamar High School applications. Voila!
Arabic Refugee: I lost everything, my house, my wife, my kids, my left leg…
Lanier Student: I go to Lanier Middle School.

Arabic Refugee: Oh my Allah that’s terrible!
Lanier Student: Shut the fuck up you brown ass bomber!
by Inspector Sock March 15, 2019
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Unis Middle School

A school where all the girls are hoes. They send nudes on “accident”. They’re kiss ups to every fucking guy they meet. The guys will suck up to the teachers. However, it’s the newest school in Dearborn and has some lit teachers.
Bruh you go to Unis Middle School there’s probably leaked nudes of you.
by Hoezmad May 31, 2019
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Mason Creek Middle School

A horrible middle school, most of the teachers are rapists and racist scum that try to inappropriately touch little aisian girls And boys (because they're racist rapist) and if you let your child go there then the will be molested.
Jay: hey Bob, I heard you go to Mason Creek Middle School do you get molested a lot?

Bob: *sigh* yes
by nevertellin November 21, 2011
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