Milf

Mom id like to fuck

Your moms a milf

by Shaneshagscats October 19, 2019

Miley

She is a nice person with stinky feet road kill almost , very sensitive, lies , chez ball, pees along the road,

Do you know Miley?
Yes the one who ate her toe
Yes that one

by Bob wiggles January 12, 2020

MILF

Man is looking fresh.

My MILF

by Adamw529 February 5, 2020

MILF

Milf basically means you're asking to fuck an old bitch. Typically a mom who can have children. The full term is 'Mother, I'd like to fuck.'

Dude: I fucked a MILF yesterday!
Girl: Do you feel accomplished? Why the fuck would you tell me this?
Dude: Not really. She was OLD.
Girl: She's a MILF what did you expect? Like, literally a MOM.
Dude: Not just any mom.
Girl: Huh?
Dude: YOUR MOM.
Girl: I fucking hate you. That was the worst joke ever.
Dude: You think I was joking?

Dude has died due to mysterious circumstances.

by SoNotTaylor November 29, 2020

MILF

MILF- Mother In Loving Faith. A wholesome Christian mom who lives in the suburbs and drives an SUV.

Susan is a MILF. She reads the Bible.

by xmental_breakdown_69 March 12, 2021

Milf

Milf: someone who is in love with Sarah Paulson.

Yup that’s it.

Sarah Paulson is one hot ass milf.

by Sarah’s wife March 18, 2021