mexican dad

I jumped the border for you

Mexican Dad: "I DIDNT CROSS THAT BORDER FOR NOTHING PINCHE VIEJA"

by Lenkesh May 3, 2018

Bionic Mexican

A Mexican fighter capable of absorbing an inordinate amount of punishment, much like The Terminator.

John: "Hey Brian, are you rooting for Cotto or Margarito?"
Brian: "I want to root for Cotto, but Margarito's got that whole Bionic Mexican thing going, so I don't know..."

by Azn Badger November 6, 2011

Mexican Sleighride

When one parks a car in a bad area of town. Upon their return, the wheels have been removed and the car is sitting on the ground, or on bricks.

Sorry I'm late, I got a Mexican Sleighride, probably shouldn't have parked in that alley!

by keith manhattan September 26, 2012

mexican uprising

When you have extreme diarrhea, either after eating Taco Bell or bar nachos the night before.

Man, I have a Mexican uprising from that beefy 5 layer burrito I ate last night!

by SgtWillyD November 19, 2020

Mexican squirt

The result of eating too much Mexican food. Will most likely secrete from the anus, but can come from the mouth.

Aaron had a steak burrito with extra beans Friday night. On Saturday morning, he experienced the horrible Mexican squirt.

by Rickety ruckity November 29, 2015

mexican twins

siblings that are born less than a year apart.

mexican twins is when one child is born and then 10 months later, or so, another child is born.

by chicken jane September 24, 2013

mexican rice

A gay Mexican man who only dates Asian men, or vice versa.

"Juan and Ton are always holding hands in public. That Mexican Rice might last forever."

by Annie W. November 28, 2007