Originating from the novel 'In Cold Blood', massive raging girth is a term used to describe a penis, usually with friction burns of intense thickness. It is often used alongside 'anal' in Lincolnshire schools as an enjoyable word to shout out.
Mr. Knight: Course has DEFINATELY got to be in for-
Reece: MASSIVE RAGING GIRTH.
Mr. Knight: Right Reece get out.
Reece: ANAL.
Reece: MASSIVE RAGING GIRTH.
Mr. Knight: Right Reece get out.
Reece: ANAL.
by FlaccidBits March 11, 2009
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by BibblySue April 28, 2009
Get the Masturwank mug.when one person from a group of people is sent to the bar to buy multiple beers so as to avoid everyone having to tip on their own purchase. once money has been gathered from everyone, the person chosen as the mass drafter buys everyone's beer and then tips just as if he had only bought a beer for himself. the person required to mass draft is usually rotated throughout the night.
by wilson4 June 1, 2009
Get the mass draft mug.A "Master Procraster" is a person who has such skill in procrastination that it may be considered a form of art.
Master Procrasters usually do better on assignments when they spend very little time at the last minute completing them than they do on assignments that they spend a lot of time on.
The term "Master Procraster" is in itself an example of the concept - "Procraster" is a shortened (i.e. BS-ed) version of the word "Procrastinator." Even though it's "shorter," it works better than "Master Procrastinator."
Master Procrasters usually do better on assignments when they spend very little time at the last minute completing them than they do on assignments that they spend a lot of time on.
The term "Master Procraster" is in itself an example of the concept - "Procraster" is a shortened (i.e. BS-ed) version of the word "Procrastinator." Even though it's "shorter," it works better than "Master Procrastinator."
Me: "Dude, I totally got an A- on that paper."
Friend: "Holy crap! how much time did you spend on it?"
Me: "Dude, I did it at lunch."
Friend: "Seriously man, you're a Master Procraster."
Friend: "Holy crap! how much time did you spend on it?"
Me: "Dude, I did it at lunch."
Friend: "Seriously man, you're a Master Procraster."
by Maximillian E. Westenfluss September 10, 2009
Get the Master Procraster mug.the game played when one does not know the rumblings of the colon ismass or gas. one can choose mass, and tighten the sphincter and wait to go to a safe location or one can choose gas and releasing the floodgates, thus either farting or shitting their pants. months of ridicule may ensue as well as violence if done on a road trip
I was on my way to phoenix and the rest stop was closed so i decided to play mass or gas. i lost and shit my pants.
by tubanerd2007 March 29, 2010
Get the mass or gas mug.Masotted: /mɑzɒtɪd/ used in a passive condition i.e. "To be masotted" or "get masotted"
Means to be remembered of being fooled by a stupid but autoritarian and inept old Professor particularly if he teaches Biochemistry at university and is paid in excess for that.
The action implies that the object of being masotted did suffer a considerable damage, both at an academic and psycological level.
Means to be remembered of being fooled by a stupid but autoritarian and inept old Professor particularly if he teaches Biochemistry at university and is paid in excess for that.
The action implies that the object of being masotted did suffer a considerable damage, both at an academic and psycological level.
The masotted one: “hey you’re stupid, I’m totally right on this!”
The asshole friend: “M-A-S-O-T-..”
The masotted one: "FFFFUUUUUUUU!!!”
The asshole friend: “M-A-S-O-T-..”
The masotted one: "FFFFUUUUUUUU!!!”
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boy 2: "wow you really dont have a life!"
boy 2: "wow you really dont have a life!"
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