Whats for lunch

When you are trying to be slick about being a evil misogynist and you hate black woman

whats for lunch (around beautiful queens)

by Jonnydepo2233 February 20, 2025

School Lunch

Something that is beyond belief as to how badly it has failed and on how many levels. Something that has been messed up so badly that it could only possibly be compared to David Seymour's New Zealand School Lunch programme.

"Wow, that went badly, didn't it?"
"Yep, it's turned into a real School Lunch"

by chaicow March 16, 2025

July 11th - National Boss Buys Lunch Day

July 11th is known Worldwide as the National Boss Buys Lunch Day. There are no exceptions for this day. If the boss refuses to buy lunch, he/she has to do 10 push-ups for every employee in the office.

Wow, today is finally July 11th - National Boss Buys Lunch Day. I am so excited for free lunch!

by Microsoft Inc. July 11, 2024

Toddler Lunch

A chaotic, strangely endearing meal that looks like it was curated by a tiny drunk person with no concept of food groups. Typically includes 3–7 unrelated items such as four Goldfish crackers, half a string cheese, two grapes (one already bitten), a cold hot dog, a pancake with no syrup, and something suspiciously wet. Bonus points if it’s served on a plastic plate shaped like a dinosaur or unicorn.

“I forgot to pack lunch so I just raided the fridge and now I’m eating a full toddler lunch at my desk like a gremlin.”

by Biofuel-Et April 22, 2025

Lunch Crazy

A term used to describe the heretical state of insane that can occur during school lunch in a person. Mixing foods, throwing food at each other, making sounds, yelling and fighting.

Uh oh i think hes gone lunch crazy, he keeps throwing food at me and screaming...he ruins my lunch everyday.

by Lunchcraziest May 5, 2025

Antarctic Hot Lunch

An alternative to the hot lunch or American hot lunch, in which a well-endowed gentleman inserts his large and extremely solid penis into his partner's mouth, which is lined with clingfilm. After vigorous thrusting and sucking actions, he ejaculates powerfully through the clingfilm, and his ice-hard erection 'thaws' or 'melts' into a soft wet mess laced with plastic. The activity is said to be popular with environmentalists, mimicing the thawing of icecaps, thus having extra emotional depth.

"We were so moved by watching Blue Planet and seeing the icebergs melt, Steve insisted on giving me an Antarctic Hot Lunch in honour of it. Is was very moving actually".

by Clive_Dennis May 14, 2025

Lessing's Lunch

A lunch that is way too expensive and feels like a scam.

He got scammed with that Lessing's Lunch

by Crotch Cannon May 16, 2025