A Very Tall Scrawny Man Known For His Unfunny Jokes And Comments. Usually This Waste Of Sperm Is Found Playing Madden In His Natural Habitat, His Mom's Basement To Forget About The Idea That He Was Benched From Football All Season. His Middle Name Is Usually Eugene And He Smells Like Cum Stain.
by GazaFreedom January 22, 2024

seems to good to be true at first. falls in love quickly. doesn't agree with loyalty. uses the phrase "thick" and likes to act 'cool'. self conscious about their hair being short but needs a hair cut. acts childish towards people they dislike
by asm April 18, 2018

Logan is just an amazing person in general. His smile lights up a room and he is one of the sweetest people you’ll ever meet. If you find a Logan, never let him go. Can be either really short or really tall (never average) Logan can often be seen with the girls Ella, Elly, Chloe, Jenna, or Vienna.
Ella-“Isn’t Logan’s smile just the cutest”
Chloe-“ohh of course. Have you seen his hands?! I just want to hold them!”
Logan-*blushes and smiles*
Chloe-“ohh of course. Have you seen his hands?! I just want to hold them!”
Logan-*blushes and smiles*
by User272873 July 7, 2019

Logan is actually so good and cool! Meow. He once fell in 4th grade, broke his leg, and the nurse gave him a cough drop. 0/10 for the school
by LOlZUWu! March 29, 2022

Logan for sure knows how to ride a bike. pretty much just the best at anything he does. Logan has a fat johnson and he knows how to use it.
by Big Johnson from Wisconson August 3, 2019

Extremely Handsome and Humble. ENORMOUS dick. I mean massive. They called it the gut buster- literally tore people apart. Hes ripped as well.
Cinderella: "Why are you in the hospital Doja?"
Doja: "Logan busted my gut! I have serious internal bleeding now but it was worth it!"
Doja: "Logan busted my gut! I have serious internal bleeding now but it was worth it!"
by StacyBasey November 22, 2021

by Jewish101 March 12, 2020
