a loose hamster always coughs twice

old timey saying, another way of saying “that’s just how it goes”.

farmer: “awe darn, my hay bales just up and bailed on me.”
farmer’s milk cow: “well you know what they say, a loose hamster always coughs twice”

by firerose222 December 28, 2025

Letting The Elk Loose

Revealing an already known secret, often in a pretentious way.

Sam: "My inside source tells me President Obama has won the election".

Bob: "You're just letting the elk loose, Sam".

by nothingallthatnew November 7, 2012

F's on the loose

A phrase used to describe a woman with huge hanging boobs.

Woman 1: Dude, did you see those F's on the loose?
Woman 2: Yea, they were huge.
Woman 1: It was like two watermelons were hanging from her chest.
Woman 2: But even with those things she was ugly as hell.
Woman 1: Yea, totally.

by Andrew the Grouch December 17, 2013

setting your goose loose

the act of spreading dicksauce (or cum) all over somebody

Bradley: did you enjoy your friend setting your goose loose
Kaley: yeah that nigga was set his goose loose on my last night

by D. Showerhandel July 10, 2016

fresh and loose

If you're feeling fresh and loose you're feeling spontaneous, off the cuff. Applies to scenarios where you wouldn't usually indulge in something but hey... since we're feeling fresh and loose.

You know, the wife hadn't bought any potato chips from the grocery store in months. She must have been feeling fresh and loose yesterday though because she came in with the 48 variety pack!

by Purple McDonald October 2, 2017

Knock your break shoes loose

Rough sex, hitting it hard from the back, going ham on the vagina, standing up in it

I'll knock your break shoes loose

by Foulnigga_styles October 24, 2018