The act of shitting on LANDONS face and proceeding to dry it with farts. Then, using his asshole and going to town and giving him a creampie. After that, you take his dried shit and make it a pancake for him to eat, then again, nut on his lips and make him close it so it dries shut. ENJOY!!!! (Landon Weber - 4844015545)
by Landon Weber November 12, 2025
Get the Landonwebbing mug.Beautiful man with a huge cock and a great personality. Brown fluffy hair with a chiseled face and a nice bod he’s strong and tall with killer biceps. Like to be chocked Landon’s the man for you. He’s a freak in the sheets but a lover boy at the same time he’ll care for you and kiss you when you’re sick. He’s the perfect boyfriend. Great lips great abs and big veiny hands. He’s really the perfect man for any girl out there. He’s loyal and caring especially to his super hot girlfriend and loves to be called a good boy from time to time. Wanna please a Landon just kiss him on the neck and he’s all yours!
by Landon’s girlfriend November 26, 2025
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This is an alternative for Gandu or chutiya, also used to describe a person who loves to suck armpits.
Kumud, gelchod, is a landoor
by Swiftail December 3, 2025
Get the landoor mug.Also. To have committed a Royce Landon is to have taken a bag of unpopped popcorn and inserted into a gerbil. After insertion, you must place gerbil into microwave. After all kernels have popped (you will know after the kernels only pop every 3 seconds), you must take gerbil out of microwave. Let gerbil remains cool as well as popcorn (note: preferred popcorn is Orville Redenbacher extra butter). After cooling, find unsuspecting girl at seedy bar. Ask her out for popcorn. When given the affirmative, throw bag of gerbil laced popcorn at her and say, "You've been Royce Landoned!!!!!, you are covered in gerbil popcorn, nobody wants you now except me, lets go do it." If subject says no (unlikely), go straight to pet store, buy gerbil and use another of the Orville Redenbacher extra butter packs(3 per box). Repeat above task. Enjoy!
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Get the royce landon mug.Suddenly the giant Brazilian Tome Morais appears Clubber Lang style towering over Hideo Matsuda in front and shoving him away.
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