The John Lowman

When you have sex with a 350+ pound women and have the circulation cut off from the waste down.

Oh man, that dude pulled a John Lowman !

by Roomate May 2, 2004

drunk john

probably the most influential man of our time. not only can he outdrink almost any other man/woman, he's amazing in the sack.

"dude, that guy...drunk john...he must get all da ladies."

by scurrvyy January 19, 2005

Port St. John

1.N ;Shit hole, filled with pot heads, meth labs, and red neck hillbilly hicks. There is absolutley nothing to do here.

2. Usually used to build confidince in someone else when doing something stupid out of boredom, or drugs.

Man 1 "No, im not gonna smoke that!"
Man 2 "Dude, its port st. john, what else is there to do?"
Man 1 "True."

by Wiggles32456 June 8, 2009

John Smith

The name given to the top requested male whore in prison.

For two packs of smokes you can get John Smith.

by Rob Aldridge February 27, 2007

John Gardner

Loved by many, respected by most. Not quite the leading man but important enough to not get killed in a horror movie. Comic relief in tense situations, and the word of reason in the midst of chaos. The one you want on your side when you are in trouble. An infectious laugh or an upbeat tune can often be heard coming from his direction. A shoulder to cry on. The big brother. The teddy bear. The warrior. The friend everyone wishes they had. John Gardner is one of a kind.

I wish I had someone like John Gardner in my life. He would make things so much better.

by Jamaica John February 3, 2010

John McEnroe

A drink concocted with 2 shots of Bacardi 151, 3 shots of Evan Williams Bourbon, and Cherry/Regular Coke. Drink while watching tennis

We drank John McEnroes while watching tennis.

by tennisdrinker April 3, 2010