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DONT BE A JASON thong

by PUSSS destroyer February 19, 2019

jason hook

One who is obsessed with his own penis, he is always touching it, or trying to show it to people. Cannot get through a day without spanking the monkey. Has poor hygiene, often smells like jizz . So ladies, if you detect that subtle hint of ammonia run for the hills. Should you show any interest, you will be bombarded with explicit texts mms and emails, these communications will only increase if you tell him you are no longer interested.

Jason Hook is a sub class of sex pest

"OMG, I was on person.com last night looking for a hottie, I found a dude who would not stop soliciting me, even when I told him I'm not interested"

"Dude, you have found a Jason Hook, run for the hills"

by midnight cowgirl September 20, 2013

jason ortiz

Very huge penis & loves fucking men with big bootys

Omg jason ortiz loves fucking bootys

by Glory8233 April 10, 2017

Jason

Jason will always keep you guessing. If it’s not a night of running 10 mi on psychedelics it’s a night of head banging to thump thump music.

Wow can you believe Jason lived in his car while visiting every skatepark in America!

by Thosepseudonym November 22, 2021

Jason

Jason is an absolute sex god with a chad aura and a huge bulging appendage. Women want to be with him and men want to be him. If you ever meet a Jason just know: he fucks. Jasons are the apex of sigma males and are living gods.

Girl: holy moly is that Jason?

Girl 2: wheres the nearest bathroom i think i just drenched my panties
Guy: why is my dick so small
Guy 2: maybe i should hit the gym

by Epic_chad_gaymer_69 November 23, 2021

Jason

When your always making excuses so you don’t have to get beat in a competition.

Did his power really go out? Or is he just pulling a Jason.

by Official duckgang January 7, 2022

Jason

He’s an annoying little rat that everyone hates

Ew look it’s jason

by Uh ok..... May 6, 2024